WARNING!!!!!!!!

ATTENTION!!!!!

ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST LEAVING THIS MESSAGE TO SAY GOODBYE.

:)

DUHH

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.

He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then He collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how
many is a brazillion?"

Black Eyed Peas

The 'black eyed peas' concert in Regina was off the hook!! I totally loved every minute of it. Fergie even song a guns and roses song...and shook her thang thang! :)
Also, Dianasuco and I met at the 'BEP' in Saskatoon just over a year ago so this was a great anniversary for both of us.
Here are a couple of pictures from the 'after party!!!!'

APPLE:


TABOO:


WILL.I.AM.:


SWOLLEN MEMBERS:


PS: Auntie Sherry, THANKS for the perfect 6th row tickets!

I am a dork!

Hi everyone, I have a story for you and the only reason I am sharing is so this doesn't happen to you too.

Okay, I went grocery shopping tonight and bought so much food that I needed a hand taking all my food out to the car. (In comes the helper)

I finish paying and walk out with my arms full, while the 'helper' follows me pushing the cart, with all my food in it.

We chit chat, smile and talk. Arriving at my car I open the door and start loading the groceries inside. This 'helper' says...I really like your car. Is it standard!?

I reply with a friendly, YES.

Response: Aww, that sucks.

I say, "Can't drive standard, you'll learn some day!!!" :)

Response: Um...I am missing one arm! So, NO I won't.

I now spout off at the mouth with the first thing that came to mind....saying, OHHHH THAT SUCKS!

Can you believe that, Duhhhh that sucks! Fuck

DorkyT OUT